What Is My Perfect Crime T-shirt
Talla de camiseta:
| Tamaño | Hombro | Busto | Longitud | |||
| cm | pulgada | cm | pulgada | cm | pulgada | |
| XS | 39 | 15.4 | 86 | 33,9 | 62 | 24.4 |
| S | 42 | 16.5 | 92 | 36.2 | sesenta y cinco | 25.6 |
| METRO | 45 | 17.7 | 98 | 38.6 | 68 | 26.7 |
| L | 48 | 18.9 | 104 | 40,9 | 71 | 28 |
| SG | 51 | 20.1 | 110 | 43.3 | 73 | 28.7 |
| 2XL | 54 | 21.2 | 116 | 45.7 | 75 | 29.5 |
| 3XL | 58 | 22.8 | 124 | 48.8 | 78 | 30.7 |
| 4XL | 61 | 24 | 130 | 51.2 | 81 | 31,9 |
| 5XL | 63 | 22.8 | 136 | 53.5 | 84 | 33 |
| *Este dato se obtuvo al medir manualmente el producto, puede estar desviado por 1-2 CM. | ||||||
The default T-shirt printing position is on the front. If you want to print it on the back, please leave a note when ordering or send me an email informing me: service@boringteeshirt.com
I break into Tiffany's in midnight
Do I go for the vault?
No I go for the chandelier, It's priceless
As I'm taking it down a woman catches me
She tells me to stop
It's her father's business
She's Tiffany, I say no
we make love all night In the morning
The cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms
I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada
I don't trust her
Besides I like the cold 30 years later
I get a postcard
I have a son and he's the chief of police
This is where the story gets interesting
I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero
She's been waiting for me all these years
She's never taken another lover.
I don't care
I don't show up
I go to Berlin
That's where I stashed the chandelier
#the office #Dwight Schrute
Size Chart:
| Size | Shoulder | Bust | Length | |||
| cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | |
| XS | 39 | 15.4 | 86 | 33.9 | 62 | 24.4 |
| S | 42 | 16.5 | 92 | 36.2 | 65 | 25.6 |
| M | 45 | 17.7 | 98 | 38.6 | 68 | 26.7 |
| L | 48 | 18.9 | 104 | 40.9 | 71 | 28 |
| XL | 51 | 20.1 | 110 | 43.3 | 73 | 28.7 |
| 2XL | 54 | 21.2 | 116 | 45.7 | 75 | 29.5 |
| 3XL | 58 | 22.8 | 124 | 48.8 | 78 | 30.7 |
| 4XL | 61 | 24 | 130 | 51.2 | 81 | 31.9 |
| 5XL | 63 | 22.8 | 136 | 53.5 | 84 | 33 |
| *This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM. | ||||||
- Solids: 100% Cotton
- Pull-On closure
- Machine Wash
- Neck tape reinforces the t-shirt in the area that needs it most
- No twisted side seams after the wash
Shipping Cost
Standard Shipping: $7.99 for an order.
Priority Shipping: $11.99 for an order.
Free Shipping Over $150
Delivery Time
It takes around 7 to 15 business days to US and Canada, 5 to 15 business days to Australia, Germany, France and Italy.
It may take longer than 15 business days to other countries.
Order Processing Time:
Usually it takes around 3 to 5 business days to process your order.
But for custom made items, it may take more than 15 days.
Tracking number provided, so you can always locate your order
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