Why Is My Towel Still Damp T-shirt

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T-shirt Size:

 
Size Shoulder Bust Length
cm inch cm inch cm inch
XS 39 15.4 86 33.9 62 24.4
S 42 16.5  92 36.2 65 25.6
M 45 17.7  98 38.6 68 26.7
L 48 18.9  104 40.9 71 28
XL 51 20.1 110 43.3 73 28.7
2XL 54 21.2 116 45.7 75 29.5
3XL 58 22.8  124 48.8 78 30.7
4XL 61 24  130 51.2 81 31.9
5XL 63 22.8  136 53.5 84 33
*This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM.

 

If you are wearing an US size T-shirt, you can convert according to the table below.

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M M or L
L XL
XL 2XL or 3XL
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Fleece Hoodies Size Chart:

Size Bust Length
cm inch cm inch
S 108 43 64 25.2
M 112 44.1 66 26
L 116 45.7 68 26.8
XL 120 47.2 70 27.5
2XL 128 50.4 74 29.2
3XL 136 53.5 78 30.7
*This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM.
 
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Why is my towel still damp?
Because it's not your towel. It's my towel Schmidt
No, it's not your towel. Your towel is the red one
I'll tell you this, pal. I've never used that I do use that one every single day.
Oh god!
This towel is so warm and fluffy. It's like it's been in the sun forever.
This means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.
Intimate
Are you out of your mind?
What do you mean am I-
How do you think this is your towel? Do you even wash it?
No, I don't wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towel?
You never wash?
You wash your towel?
You never wash the towel?
What am I gonna do? Wash the shower next?
*Nausea*
Wash a bar of soap? You gotta think here, pal
I'm furious right now.
I get out of the damn shower. I'm clean as a damn baby and I use the towel
Let me ask you this have you been wearing my underpants?
Sometimes yeah! Who cares?

*Vomit*
You guys don't wear each other's underpants? You're lying
We all wear each other's underwear

 #new girl #Nick Miller

Size Chart:

 
Size Shoulder Bust Length
cm inch cm inch cm inch
XS 39 15.4 86 33.9 62 24.4
S 42 16.5  92 36.2 65 25.6
M 45 17.7  98 38.6 68 26.7
L 48 18.9  104 40.9 71 28
XL 51 20.1 110 43.3 73 28.7
2XL 54 21.2 116 45.7 75 29.5
3XL 58 22.8  124 48.8 78 30.7
4XL 61 24  130 51.2 81 31.9
5XL 63 22.8  136 53.5 84 33
*This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM.

  • Solids: 100% Cotton
  • Pull-On closure
  • Machine Wash
  • Neck tape reinforces the t-shirt in the area that needs it most
  • No twisted side seams after the wash

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