Why Is My Towel Still Damp T-shirt
Please choose your T-shirt based on your chest circumference. If you do not know your chest circumference and cannot measure it, you can compare it based on the chest circumference of T-shirts you have purchased in the past.
T-shirt Size:
| Size | Shoulder | Bust | Length | |||
| cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | |
| XS | 39 | 15.4 | 86 | 33.9 | 62 | 24.4 |
| S | 42 | 16.5 | 92 | 36.2 | 65 | 25.6 |
| M | 45 | 17.7 | 98 | 38.6 | 68 | 26.7 |
| L | 48 | 18.9 | 104 | 40.9 | 71 | 28 |
| XL | 51 | 20.1 | 110 | 43.3 | 73 | 28.7 |
| 2XL | 54 | 21.2 | 116 | 45.7 | 75 | 29.5 |
| 3XL | 58 | 22.8 | 124 | 48.8 | 78 | 30.7 |
| 4XL | 61 | 24 | 130 | 51.2 | 81 | 31.9 |
| 5XL | 63 | 22.8 | 136 | 53.5 | 84 | 33 |
| *This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM. | ||||||
If you are wearing an US size T-shirt, you can convert according to the table below.
| US Size | Our Size |
| S | S |
| M | M or L |
| L | XL |
| XL | 2XL or 3XL |
| 2XL | 4XL |
| 3XL | 5XL(Slightly small) |
Fleece Hoodies Size Chart:
| Size | Bust | Length | ||
| cm | inch | cm | inch | |
| S | 108 | 43 | 64 | 25.2 |
| M | 112 | 44.1 | 66 | 26 |
| L | 116 | 45.7 | 68 | 26.8 |
| XL | 120 | 47.2 | 70 | 27.5 |
| 2XL | 128 | 50.4 | 74 | 29.2 |
| 3XL | 136 | 53.5 | 78 | 30.7 |
| *This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM. | ||||
The default T-shirt printing position is on the front. If you want to print it on the back, please leave a note when ordering or send me an email informing me: service@boringteeshirt.com
Why is my towel still damp?
Because it's not your towel. It's my towel Schmidt
No, it's not your towel. Your towel is the red one
I'll tell you this, pal. I've never used that I do use that one every single day.
Oh god!
This towel is so warm and fluffy. It's like it's been in the sun forever.
This means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.
Intimate
Are you out of your mind?
What do you mean am I-
How do you think this is your towel? Do you even wash it?
No, I don't wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towel?
You never wash?
You wash your towel?
You never wash the towel?
What am I gonna do? Wash the shower next?
*Nausea*
Wash a bar of soap? You gotta think here, pal
I'm furious right now.
I get out of the damn shower. I'm clean as a damn baby and I use the towel
Let me ask you this have you been wearing my underpants?
Sometimes yeah! Who cares?
*Vomit*
You guys don't wear each other's underpants? You're lying
We all wear each other's underwear
Size Chart:
| Size | Shoulder | Bust | Length | |||
| cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | |
| XS | 39 | 15.4 | 86 | 33.9 | 62 | 24.4 |
| S | 42 | 16.5 | 92 | 36.2 | 65 | 25.6 |
| M | 45 | 17.7 | 98 | 38.6 | 68 | 26.7 |
| L | 48 | 18.9 | 104 | 40.9 | 71 | 28 |
| XL | 51 | 20.1 | 110 | 43.3 | 73 | 28.7 |
| 2XL | 54 | 21.2 | 116 | 45.7 | 75 | 29.5 |
| 3XL | 58 | 22.8 | 124 | 48.8 | 78 | 30.7 |
| 4XL | 61 | 24 | 130 | 51.2 | 81 | 31.9 |
| 5XL | 63 | 22.8 | 136 | 53.5 | 84 | 33 |
| *This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM. | ||||||
- Solids: 100% Cotton
- Pull-On closure
- Machine Wash
- Neck tape reinforces the t-shirt in the area that needs it most
- No twisted side seams after the wash
Shipping Cost
Standard Shipping: $7.99 for an order.
Priority Shipping: $11.99 for an order.
Free Shipping Over $150
Delivery Time
It takes around 7 to 15 business days to US and Canada, 5 to 15 business days to Australia, Germany, France and Italy.
It may take longer than 15 business days to other countries.
Order Processing Time:
Usually it takes around 3 to 5 business days to process your order.
But for custom made items, it may take more than 15 days.
Tracking number provided, so you can always locate your order
Regular Shipping tracking link: http://www.17track.net/en/
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