I'm Dying Tote Bag

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Please choose your T-shirt based on your chest circumference. If you do not know your chest circumference and cannot measure it, you can compare it based on the chest circumference of T-shirts you have purchased in the past.

 

T-shirt Size:

 
Size Shoulder Bust Length
cm inch cm inch cm inch
XS 39 15.4 86 33.9 62 24.4
S 42 16.5  92 36.2 65 25.6
M 45 17.7  98 38.6 68 26.7
L 48 18.9  104 40.9 71 28
XL 51 20.1 110 43.3 73 28.7
2XL 54 21.2 116 45.7 75 29.5
3XL 58 22.8  124 48.8 78 30.7
4XL 61 24  130 51.2 81 31.9
5XL 63 22.8  136 53.5 84 33
*This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM.

 

If you are wearing an US size T-shirt, you can convert according to the table below.

 US Size Our Size
S S
M M or L
L XL
XL 2XL or 3XL
2XL 4XL
3XL 5XL(Slightly small)

 

 

Fleece Hoodies Size Chart:

Size Bust Length
cm inch cm inch
S 108 43 64 25.2
M 112 44.1 66 26
L 116 45.7 68 26.8
XL 120 47.2 70 27.5
2XL 128 50.4 74 29.2
3XL 136 53.5 78 30.7
*This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM.
 
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  • If i had feelings they'd be for youBag Size: 34cm*40cm/13.4inch*15.7inch
  • Handle Size: 48cm/18.9inch
This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM.

  • Material: 12oz Polyester & Cotton.
  • Machine wash: Use cold water (maximum 30°C or 90°F), you can use non-chlorine bleach if needed.
  • Tumble dry: Please do not dry at high temperature, high temperature drying will damage the printing.
For ironing, iron the printed area from the reverse side.
 

Print:

Sit down and we will call you when a doctor is free
But I'm dying
How are you dying
I've got a lump the size of a macadamia nut and according to the internet I've got 1 day to live so get me a fucking doctor
Oh the internet
That's the last place you should have gone to
See? I told you. I tried to tell him but he honestly never listens to me
Oh the internet is full of garbage opinions of unqualified idiots
Do not trust anything you've read
Believe me, I told him searching on google will lead to nothing but problems
Google...we need to get you a doctor right now
What? Why?
You should have told me it was google
Of course I searched on google, where the fuck else am I gonna search
You could do searched on bing
Bing?
Nobody uses bing

 

Shipping Cost

Standard Shipping:  $7.99 for an order. 

Priority Shipping: $11.99 for an order.

Free Shipping Over $150

Delivery Time

It takes around 7 to 15 business days to US and Canada, 5 to 15 business days to Australia, Germany, France and Italy.

It may take longer than 15 business days to other countries.  

Order Processing Time:

Usually it takes around 3 to 5 business days to process your order.

But for custom made items, it may take more than 15 days.

Tracking number provided, so you can always locate your order

Regular Shipping tracking link:  http://www.17track.net/en/

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Email address: service@boringteeshirt.com

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Cash on delivery not accepted.