Clem Fandango Can You Hear Me T-shirt

This is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?
Who the fuck are you?
Clem's with us for a few weeks on work experience
Can you hear me, Steven?
Yeah, I can hear you, Clem Fandango
If you sing it normally, then do the short voice over mentioning the product at the end
He's just fucking said that
Steven, this is Clem Fandango
Yeah, I know who you are
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you, Clem Fandango. What do you want?
Just letting you know we're ready to go
He just said that!
Hi Steven, this is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you, Clem Fandango
Hi Steven, this is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?
Come on then, Plato, enlighten me
Hi Steven, I'm Clem Fandango
I know who you are!
Hi Steven, this is Clem H. Fandango, can you hear me?
Yeah, I can.. whoa! did you just say Clem H. Fandango? So you've added an H to your name?
You don't think you're enough of a Pratt already?
I can't hear you, press the button, you doughnut! I can't hear you!
This is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?
Yeah! obviously, if you press the button!
Hello Steven, this is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?
You are a fucking star, aren't you?
Yes!
Okay, so this is important, the client has expressed that he'd really like you to..
Oh, fucking hell, you've done it again, you press the button! 
I can't hear you! unless you push the button!
Steven, this is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?
I dare you to say that one more time! Yes, I can hear you, can you hear me?
*nods*
Yeah, well, then keep your finger on the fucking button
Okay, Steven, so this is important, 
the client has expressed that they'd really like to stress certain words within the script
Okay!
And the words he'd like you to stress are...
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