Ross's Sarcastic Story T-shirt
Please choose your T-shirt based on your chest circumference. If you do not know your chest circumference and cannot measure it, you can compare it based on the chest circumference of T-shirts you have purchased in the past.
T-shirt Size:
| Size | Shoulder | Bust | Length | |||
| cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | |
| XS | 39 | 15.4 | 86 | 33.9 | 62 | 24.4 |
| S | 42 | 16.5 | 92 | 36.2 | 65 | 25.6 |
| M | 45 | 17.7 | 98 | 38.6 | 68 | 26.7 |
| L | 48 | 18.9 | 104 | 40.9 | 71 | 28 |
| XL | 51 | 20.1 | 110 | 43.3 | 73 | 28.7 |
| 2XL | 54 | 21.2 | 116 | 45.7 | 75 | 29.5 |
| 3XL | 58 | 22.8 | 124 | 48.8 | 78 | 30.7 |
| 4XL | 61 | 24 | 130 | 51.2 | 81 | 31.9 |
| 5XL | 63 | 22.8 | 136 | 53.5 | 84 | 33 |
| *This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM. | ||||||
If you are wearing an US size T-shirt, you can convert according to the table below.
| US Size | Our Size |
| S | S |
| M | M or L |
| L | XL |
| XL | 2XL or 3XL |
| 2XL | 4XL |
| 3XL | 5XL(Slightly small) |
Fleece Hoodies Size Chart:
| Size | Bust | Length | ||
| cm | inch | cm | inch | |
| S | 108 | 43 | 64 | 25.2 |
| M | 112 | 44.1 | 66 | 26 |
| L | 116 | 45.7 | 68 | 26.8 |
| XL | 120 | 47.2 | 70 | 27.5 |
| 2XL | 128 | 50.4 | 74 | 29.2 |
| 3XL | 136 | 53.5 | 78 | 30.7 |
| *This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM. | ||||
The default T-shirt printing position is on the front. If you want to print it on the back, please leave a note when ordering or send me an email informing me: service@boringteeshirt.com
Can't hold her own head up, but yeah, jumped.
Oh my God, I left the water running.
Rachel, you did not leave the water running.
Please, just-just pull yourself together, okay?
Ah, did I leave the stove on?
You haven't cooked since 1996.
Is the window open? Because if there's a window open, a bird could fly in there.
Oh my god, you know what... yeah, I think you're right.
I think...you know what... listen, listen! A-a pigeon.
No, no wait, no, no, An eagle flew in.
Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues it as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, swirling around in the whirlpool that fills the apartment.
Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that's true.
Size Chart:
| Size | Shoulder | Bust | Length | |||
| cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | |
| XS | 39 | 15.4 | 86 | 33.9 | 62 | 24.4 |
| S | 42 | 16.5 | 92 | 36.2 | 65 | 25.6 |
| M | 45 | 17.7 | 98 | 38.6 | 68 | 26.7 |
| L | 48 | 18.9 | 104 | 40.9 | 71 | 28 |
| XL | 51 | 20.1 | 110 | 43.3 | 73 | 28.7 |
| 2XL | 54 | 21.2 | 116 | 45.7 | 75 | 29.5 |
| 3XL | 58 | 22.8 | 124 | 48.8 | 78 | 30.7 |
| 4XL | 61 | 24 | 130 | 51.2 | 81 | 31.9 |
| 5XL | 63 | 22.8 | 136 | 53.5 | 84 | 33 |
| *This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM. | ||||||
- Solids: 100% Cotton
- Pull-On closure
- Machine Wash
- Neck tape reinforces the t-shirt in the area that needs it most
- No twisted side seams after the wash
Shipping Cost
Standard Shipping: $7.99 for an order.
Priority Shipping: $11.99 for an order.
Free Shipping Over $150
Delivery Time
It takes around 7 to 15 business days to US and Canada, 5 to 15 business days to Australia, Germany, France and Italy.
It may take longer than 15 business days to other countries.
Order Processing Time:
Usually it takes around 3 to 5 business days to process your order.
But for custom made items, it may take more than 15 days.
Tracking number provided, so you can always locate your order
Regular Shipping tracking link: http://www.17track.net/en/
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Email address: service@boringteeshirt.com
Return is allowed for no reason.
No handling fee should be charged.
Please contact within 14 days after package delivered.
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Cash on delivery not accepted.
