Joe Dirt Fireworks Stand T-shirt
Please choose your T-shirt based on your chest circumference. If you do not know your chest circumference and cannot measure it, you can compare it based on the chest circumference of T-shirts you have purchased in the past.
T-shirt Size:
| Size | Shoulder | Bust | Length | |||
| cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | |
| XS | 39 | 15.4 | 86 | 33.9 | 62 | 24.4 |
| S | 42 | 16.5 | 92 | 36.2 | 65 | 25.6 |
| M | 45 | 17.7 | 98 | 38.6 | 68 | 26.7 |
| L | 48 | 18.9 | 104 | 40.9 | 71 | 28 |
| XL | 51 | 20.1 | 110 | 43.3 | 73 | 28.7 |
| 2XL | 54 | 21.2 | 116 | 45.7 | 75 | 29.5 |
| 3XL | 58 | 22.8 | 124 | 48.8 | 78 | 30.7 |
| 4XL | 61 | 24 | 130 | 51.2 | 81 | 31.9 |
| 5XL | 63 | 22.8 | 136 | 53.5 | 84 | 33 |
| *This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM. | ||||||
If you are wearing an US size T-shirt, you can convert according to the table below.
| US Size | Our Size |
| S | S |
| M | M or L |
| L | XL |
| XL | 2XL or 3XL |
| 2XL | 4XL |
| 3XL | 5XL(Slightly small) |
Fleece Hoodies Size Chart:
| Size | Bust | Length | ||
| cm | inch | cm | inch | |
| S | 108 | 43 | 64 | 25.2 |
| M | 112 | 44.1 | 66 | 26 |
| L | 116 | 45.7 | 68 | 26.8 |
| XL | 120 | 47.2 | 70 | 27.5 |
| 2XL | 128 | 50.4 | 74 | 29.2 |
| 3XL | 136 | 53.5 | 78 | 30.7 |
| *This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM. | ||||
The default T-shirt printing position is on the front. If you want to print it on the back, please leave a note when ordering or send me an email informing me: service@boringteeshirt.com
So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no Black Cats, no Roman Candles, or Screaming Mimis?
No.
Oh come on, man. You don’t got no Lady Fingers, Fuzz Buttles, Snicker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters, Gut Busters, Zippity Do Das, or Crap Flappers?
No, I don't.
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no Whistlin' Bungholes, no Spleen Splitters, Whisker Biscuits, Honkey Lighters, Hoosker Doos, Hoosker Don'ts, Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Daisers, with or without the Scooter Stick, or one single Whistlin' Kitty Chaser?
No, because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Well, that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.
#David Wayne Spade #Adam Beach
Size Chart:
| Size | Shoulder | Bust | Length | |||
| cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | |
| XS | 39 | 15.4 | 86 | 33.9 | 62 | 24.4 |
| S | 42 | 16.5 | 92 | 36.2 | 65 | 25.6 |
| M | 45 | 17.7 | 98 | 38.6 | 68 | 26.7 |
| L | 48 | 18.9 | 104 | 40.9 | 71 | 28 |
| XL | 51 | 20.1 | 110 | 43.3 | 73 | 28.7 |
| 2XL | 54 | 21.2 | 116 | 45.7 | 75 | 29.5 |
| 3XL | 58 | 22.8 | 124 | 48.8 | 78 | 30.7 |
| 4XL | 61 | 24 | 130 | 51.2 | 81 | 31.9 |
| 5XL | 63 | 22.8 | 136 | 53.5 | 84 | 33 |
| *This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM. | ||||||
- Solids: 100% Cotton
- Pull-On closure
- Machine Wash
- Neck tape reinforces the t-shirt in the area that needs it most
- No twisted side seams after the wash
Shipping Cost
Standard Shipping: $7.99 for an order.
Priority Shipping: $11.99 for an order.
Free Shipping Over $150
Delivery Time
It takes around 7 to 15 business days to US and Canada, 5 to 15 business days to Australia, Germany, France and Italy.
It may take longer than 15 business days to other countries.
Order Processing Time:
Usually it takes around 3 to 5 business days to process your order.
But for custom made items, it may take more than 15 days.
Tracking number provided, so you can always locate your order
Regular Shipping tracking link: http://www.17track.net/en/
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Email address: service@boringteeshirt.com
Return is allowed for no reason.
No handling fee should be charged.
Please contact within 14 days after package delivered.
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Cash on delivery not accepted.
